Valentine D[-_-]b

• Mitch Gardner, Grade 8
• Poetry
• 2010

Our love was like a fairy tale,
But you were huge, as big as a whale.
I love you as deep as all the seas,
If only you had Double-D's.

Oh boy, I want to be your mate,
But first you need to lose some weight.
Woah, you've got real pretty hair,
But when I see you, I want to swear.

Our love is hot, the Earth's molten core,
So stay away forevermore.
And then you were gone, I hadn't kissed ya,
And then I met your model sister.

Loving, Charming Girl of Mine,
FIND ANOTHER VALENTINE!!!