Caesar

• Shian Curnuck, Grade 11
• Poetry
• 2016

My name is Caesar, I'm a dictator.
Crisp as a salad, so much of a hater.
Had the success of my life on the battlefield in Gaul
Defeated my bestie, Pompey and didn't even bowl
Won the hearts of the Roman Nation
My subjects gave nothing but salutation
Always looking funny in an awesome toga
Possessing a body that could only have come from Yoga
In the end I got stabbed by a bunch of dudes
My only regret is not eating enough of my favourite foods