Save Me (recited To The Beat Of Justin Beiber's Song 'Baby')

• Steffan Jordanidis, Grade 9
• Poetry
• 2010

I know you’re ugly,
I do not care,
So very ugly –
With lots of hair,
You’re really dumb,
You’re not that smart,
And I hope that we will always be apart.
We’re not an item,
Just go away, please.
We’re not even friends,
You smell like old cheese,
You are so hideous,
You hurt my eyes.
When you’re gone I feel good for the first time.
And I was like
Save me, save me, save me,
Oh,
Like save me, save me, save me,
Oh,
Like save me, save me, save me,
Oh
‘Cause your face is just a crime, crime.