Oaf The Viking
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Bryn Loneragan, Grade 7
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Poetry
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2011
Oaf was a blondie raid-er,
He travelled across the sea:
To pillage a village or burn a house.
A brave viking was he.
Oaf had a great big battle axe,
He used it with lots of glee;
He named it Slack-er-vack-er-var,
A brave viking was he.
Oaf had a shield of molten gold,
It cost a massive fee.
He named it Mick-er-mack-er-moo,
A brave viking was he.
Oaf often attacked Eng-land,
Far across the sea.
No lazy “Pom” could stop him,
A brave viking was he.
Oaf went on one to many trips,
His loss was sad to see;
Irish punks were waiting there,
A sore viking was he.