Maxwell Smart

Maxwell Smart has a very big heart,
For CONTROL he's a spy, and he wouldn't harm a fly.
Everywhere he goes, he takes his shoe phone,
Sometimes on a mission he prefers to be alone.
He has a style of elegance and a atmosphere of romance.
He has an air of confidence and a brilliant stroke of ambivalence.
The chief thinks he is crackers when he fails against the KAOS hijackers,
He thinks his best friend is Hymie, but by jove, he is a robot.
So although Maxwell Smart rarely succeeds in his game,
He faces torture with no shame.
And...lovin' it just the same.