Eating Pie Makes Me Fly!

• Jomai Yeomans, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2014

Eating pie will make me fly,
Pastry sends me to the sky,
Everyone will ask, “Uh, why?”
I will tell them, “Go and dine!”

Once I ate a two-humped cow,
It took a blow to my brow,
Then I thought, “That silly cow,
It deserves get some POW!”

Later I found something new,
It was stuck onto my shoe,
When I found that it was poo,
I screamed, “EEEEEEEEEW!!”

One day I smashed a door,
Got tackled to the hard floor,
Got beaten up and robbed poor,
And sadly wondered, “What for?”