Stacks Of Fail

• Cameron Smith, Grade 5, Jingili Primary School
• Poetry
• 2014

Excellence Award in the 'Write As Rain 2014' competition

Hi, I’m Cameron and I’m here to tell you
10 dumb ways to fail.
Knee skid on some fake grass
Grate your finger off on a grater of brass
Dive into an empty pool
Do something random with an unused spool
Go outside in a meteor swarm
Wrap yourself in foil in a thunder storm
Keep a pet like a dumb old fly
Try and become an undercover spy
Pretend you’re sick when you’re absolutely fine
Write a poem just like mine.