Mak who lived in the Outback
Had a cat named Track
Who had an asthma attack
Mak had a friend named Nack
Who had to call back, cos’ he had a sad Sack
He went to Vanvlack to unpack
His toe was cracked
His computer hacked by Bumper Jack
He wanted to get payback from the wifi attack
But he broke his back
When he found a jet pack and landed on a ski track
He went to Doctor Whack
He did a backflip and landed on a luggage rack
He had a Tic Tac, but choked and whacked his Back
He ate yak, that tasted like a squid Sack
Everything went pitch black