The Boxer with an average man's head
Punching his opponent until he's dead
Outside of the ring in a fight he shoves
Without his lava coloured gloves
Waiting until his opponent shoots
Then dodges it with his multi-coloured boots

Jab jab then right hook
He has just made his enemy shook
Every month makes a miracle
And never ever feels a tickle
His nickname is the "Mean Machine"
And wipes out his opponent's clean