Donald Trump’s Attempt At Success
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Ethan Pitt, Grade 8, Burnside State High School
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Short Story
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2016
Excellence Award in the 'Top Secret 2016' competition
Donald Trump, a desperate republican who had no chance of winning the presidential election, needed to win the presidential election. His only idea, that gave him a tiny chance to win, was to spread the word on what he was doing, by jumping in a helicopter and spreading dirt cheap flyers. So he jumped in an untrustworthy helicopter and flew 32000 meters high. At the peak of his high flight he released the dirty and almost useless flyers. As he released the flyers the stupid man fell out of the helicopter, without a parachute or anything to save himself, going faster than he had ever travelled before. The republican screamed the whole way down yet still keeping his duck lips. He fell to a painless, yet still a very messy, death. Everyone lived happily ever after, until they had to clean up the very large pile of leftover Trump.