Oh Football

I love your oval shaped body.
You shine brighter than a diamond at night.
When you get kicked you sail higher than a bird and as you enter the goals everyone cheers for you.
I love the way you hit the mud and make a fart noise with no smell.
When you get pumped up you are as big as my squishy mushy muscles.
I love the way that your laces are platted.
I love the way you get marked.
You’re as big as a watermelon
Oh football how I adore you.