Johnny And The Broom
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Benjamin Gale, Grade 7
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Poetry
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2017
Johnny And The Broom
It was spring cleaning day and little johnny was in need of a tidy room
But poor little johnny couldn't even find the broom
Was it in the bathroom or was it in the kitchen
Or did his brother take it to do some baseball pitchin
He asked his mum he asked his dad
But he didn't ask his sister because that'd be mad
But at last he'd found it his grandpa has is but why, for gods sake, to unclog the toilet!
Oh no you idiot don't do it, you will spoil it!
But it was too late it went straight down the pipe
But when it went down they both got such a fright
Something stinky something brown went flying through the air
And landed right in the part of grandpas hair
Grandpa gave it a smack
He gave it a whack
But what happens to that brown smelly treat no one knows
Except for johnny and grandpa because It landed right at the tip of lil johnnys nose