Fart Portals

• Liam Keeping, Grade 4
• Short Story
• 2017

“Come on!!! I go through a secret portal and end up 800 metres away from a pack of wolves.” I said unhappily. 6 minutes later. “Great now I’m surrounded by a pack of wolves. What are you going do knock me unconscious?” BANG!!! “Perfect!” I said to myself.

I woke up in an unfamiliar cave. All of a sudden a bunch of wolves came in and dumped me off the rock I was laying on which nearly made me die because it was so high up in that inhospitable cave. They noisily walked to where I was and scooped me up with a bunch of sticks and leaves. The alfa (boss) of the pack come over to me and did a massive fart right next to me and it turned into a massive portal. After that he did another one which made me pass out from personal warming.

Ten days later. I finally awoke. My head was spinning from dizziness and I felt like passing out again. I saw a very strange figure watching me from behind a rock. Then I looked to my left and a carving sit there on the wall, it read. THE DRAGONS LAIR. I let out a scream of terror. I was in the legendary dragon’s lair!!! I jumped to my feet and furiously bolted to the cave entrance. “Great.” I said full of terror. My heart was about to explode! The dragon came over to me and did another massive fart. Again, I passed out from personal warming.

20 days later. I quietly awoke in a very hot place. I stood and found myself in a volcano!!! “Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!” I yelled. I thought I heard a strange voice say quietly. “This is the end of your life!!!” It was a very mysterious voice. I died right at that moment, again, from really hot personal warming.