Washing My Clothes

• Marcus Phelagti, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2017

I wash my clothes with anger
and wash my clothes with a banger.
I smash into the washing machine
and whack them with my dry cleaning machine.
I give them all my anger
and scrape off the colour with my banger.
I’ll take them out
and shout out.
When I took them out they were wet
so I decided to get a pet
and make it run
so he can have fun
while I wait,
I think should faint.
I take them out of the washing machine
and dry them with my dry cleaning machine.
I check if they are dry
I go and buy some French fries.
I eat my chips fast
I go past my old car.