Dad is climbing up a tree
“Ouch” dad hit his knee
Bang down he falls
Luckily he fell on balls
He goes to buy a chainsaw
But he cut it down with a handsaw
“What a waste of money”
“Better have some honey”
Up he goes now
But how
Here comes a truck to take it away
It falls in the mud on the way
“Ouch I got stabbed by a stake”
“Now I am awake”
“Was it a dream or was it real”
“Better not ask”