Super Stinky Socks & The Mutant Underwear Of Evil!

• Callum Kays, Grade 7, Seaford 6-12 School
• Short Story
• 2018

Excellence Award in the 'Horizon of Dreams 2018' competition

A night not long ago was a night for darkness.
“Hey!”
“I robbed this place on Sundays.”
“Help, I’m being robbed.”
All the cool DC Heroes were old and not very well drawn.
“My spine.”
“Darn it!”
THE END!
“Not true.”
“Wait…”
“Super Stinky Socks will save the day!”
“I will.”
“I mean yes! I will!”
“But you know that whole thing shook me up, so I’m gonna go get myself some tea, kay, bye.”
When Super Stinky Socks is finished with his tea and several biscuits there was one problem…
He didn’t know where the undies were.
“Where are you!!!”
“Oh, Ice cream.”
“Yum.”
So he bought some ice cream to clear his mind.
1 scoop of chocolate ice cream
1 scoop of strawberry ice cream
1 scoop of vanilla ice cream
“I like my sprinkles on the chocolate but not the strawberry.”
“And make sure you put the flake on a ninety degree angle and the cherry dead centre on the vanilla!”
“Ok! That’s $84.95”
“Oh! I have that in cash!”
When Super Stinky Socks finished his ice cream he realizes that he’s still hungry!
So he goes to the Burrito barn!
“Yum!”
“One Burrito please!”
“That will be $5.00.”
“What your serious?”
“Yes!”
“That’s like my life savings!”
Finally, Super Stinky Socks is now back on track, but a hurricane of pickles started rolling in.
“Oh my gosh!”
“Help?”
“Dang, I missed!”
Luckily a wild Pac-Man took care of the problem!
“Noo!”
“Oh, thank you!”
“Oh, greater one!”
The End.