Laughter is like taking a picture of someone asleep and they wet the bed.
Laughter is seeing a fat sumo wrestler
Laughter is like pushing someone into a big pile of poo.
Laughter is like hearing a big fart.
Laughter is like seeing a fat seals chasing people.
Laughter is like swapping 10c for $1000 without them even knowing.
Laughter is like seeing poo running down somebodies’ leg.
Laughter is like making someone it’s a day off school when it’s a big test.
Laughter is like putting soy sauce in somebodies’ milkshake.
Laughter is like telling someone a piece of plastic is diamond when it’s not.
Laughter is like empting a glass of water and peeing in it.
Laughter is like selling somebody a fake iPad for $50 cheaper.
Laughter is like making somebody think their test is due tomorrow.
Laughter is like swapping a fake wishbone for $50.

FOLLOW US was established in 1997, and since then we have successfully completed numerous short story and poetry competitions and publications.
We receive an overwhelming positive feedback each year from the teachers, parents and students who have involvement in these competitions and publications, and we will continue to strive to attain this level of excellence with each competition we hold.


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