Oh, Basketball

Oh basketball
You're such a fun game,
Is your name.
You start off with a jump ball
When I shoot you come down like a waterfall,
So graceful, so beautiful
When I got the ball, it's unmovable
You can't take it out of my hands,
When I shoot it turns into the wetlands
Because I splash.

I shoot cash,
I got more money than Steve Nash
Because he's trash.
I got a big pool.
But not that guy, he's Shaqtin, a fool.