Kain The Oain

There once was a boy and his name was Kain
And holly po jolly, he was a great pain.
Two eyes to see and a mouth to eat
With two small hands and two stinky feet.
Off he walked waving his arms
Dancing around in blue pyjams!
Oh, golly gosh, what a terrible song
When he sang it out, loud and long.
Drinking his milk from a cold mug
Day dreaming of living his life as a thug.
Off he went to rest his head
Sleeping in his little red bed.