The Two Bananas: Christmas Edition

The Two Bananas: Christmas Edition
By: Sophie Farrow (Scripted)

Both: It’s CHRISTMAS!!!
Lucy: Do you want to put the star on top of the tree?
Sophie: NO WAY!!! I could fall and die!
Lucy: Err… looking at fairy lights makes you feel happy, right?
Sophie: WROOOOONG!!! You could get tangled in them and get a minor concussion and die!!!
Lucy: AAAHH!!! Would you stop being a Negative Ned!!!
Sophie: Ok, but my name isn’t Ned… it’s Sophie.
Lucy: Whatever… Anyway, today we’re going to see who can catch the most reindeer falling from the sky!
Sophie: Here they come… START CATCHING!!!
A few hours later…
Lucy: Okay, I got 78…
Sophie: Oh snap, I got 78, too!?
Lucy: Let’s do…
Both: SECRET SANTA!!!
Sophie: Who did you get?
Lucy: I can’t tell you because it’s SECRET Santa.
Sophie: Oh, anyway let’s go get…
Both: PRESENTS!!!
Lucy: I want a… MOTORBIKE!!!
Sophie: Really? I want a… drum roll please… GREEN PEA!
Lucy: (Muttering to herself) Okay, she wants a green pea… I think I can get one from –
Sophie: Did you just say Sophie wants a green pea?
Lucy: No! Why would I say that?
Sophie: Err…
Lucy: Yes?
Sophie: Umm… I’VE GOT IT! YOU’RE MY SECRET SANTA!!!
Lucy: No… Why would I be YOUR Secret Santa? (Sarcastic laugh) Ha ha...
Sophie: Hmm… Very mysterious.
Lucy: Umm…
Sophie: Well?
Lucy: Err… LETS GO GET PRESENTS!!!
A few hours later…
Sophie: EXCHANGE TIME!!!
Lucy: YES! I got a motorbike!!!
Sophie: YES! I GOT A GREEN PEA!!!
Lucy: Next we’re going to make Christmas trees from magazines!
Sophie: First you need to fold your paper like this. Then you’re going to fold it like this then staple.
Narrator: Meanwhile the two bananas had stapled each other together…
Both: AHH!!!
Stage Crew: We’ll save you!
Lucy: Meh, thanks I guess.
Sophie: Well… That was a fail.
Lucy: Yeah, next we are going to…
Both: Watch a Christmas movie.
Sophie: Romantic edition.
A few hours later…
Sophie: Oh, so sad (sobs).
Lucy: To make us happy again we’re going to see who can do the best Santa fart!
Narrator: Their farts were so disgusting that we can’t show them on this tv show!!! But, it was a tie anyway!
Lucy: I’ve had a great Christmas what about you, Sophie?
Sophie: Great! All we need to do now is lay out the cookies and milk.
Lucy: I’ve already done that.
Sophie: Now the only thing left is the outro.
Lucy: Yeah! Let’s do it. Ready? Go!
Sophie: WAIT! We need to open up the advent calendar!
Lucy: Oh yeah!
Two minutes later…
Lucy: I got a real reindeer!
Sophie: Sucker, I got a real unicorn!
Lucy: Let me see… Whatever.
Sophie: Outro time!
Lucy: And NO interruptions!
Both: THANKS FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE OF THE TWO BANANAS!!!

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