Oh, I Wish I Never Did Karate

Oh I wish I never did karate!
And found the dangers hid beneath,
My life is ruined because of this.
Fighting was fun until it came to Chris.

Chris hit my face with a seratti!
I was filled with rage, as my teeth
flew out, but me mum blew a kiss
Oh, I wish i never did Karate!

The sound of the large berake,
Got me going, I rose from underneath
My chair, and performed a bliss.
Oh, I wish I never did karate!