Bart Simpson Poem

• Seth Toohill-Sargent, Grade 5
• Poetry
• 2019

I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you
You can’t tell me what to do
I have a sister Lisa and little Maggie too
My mother’s name is Marge and then there’s Homer too
I have a dog, Santa’s Little Helper
And my cat is Snowball too
I like to ride my skateboard I love my slingshot too
I get sent to my room a lot but when I do
I hang out in my treehouse
With my best friend Millhouse
So if you ever come to Springfield
I hope you really do
You will always see me
I’m in the red and blue
So I’m Bart Simpson who the hell are you DUDE!