Limericks Of The World

PERU
There was once a girl from Peru
Who liked to throw around goo
Threw some at the king
Said, “Sorry Mr Bling,
But next time I’ll tell you to shoo!”
PARIS
There was a bad boy from Paris,
His name was Naughty Maris,
He kicked the Chef,
Said,"I'm not sorry old Jeff,
But next time I'll call you Harris!"

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