Ted And Fred
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Vaughan Gridley, Grade 5
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Poetry
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2019
There once was a man whose name was Fred he had a very nice dog named Ted
Ted and Fred and a friend named Ed saw a cow coloured cherry red.
The friends got stuck in some quicksand and if they kept wriggling it probably would have been a sticky end.
well, that was an encounter shall I make some tea or would you like a pea?
would I really care about food or drink at the moment you would probably give ginger
and that would make me linger!
You fools!! lingering happens in pools!!
No, it doesn't your a liar
Well at least I'm not a stupid rhymer
I beg your Pardon!!!!! you leave my rhyming skills alone mister!
and the liar is my sister mister!!
well this went on for many years and finally, they tried but sadly died
The end :3