Jason Yates Epic Poem
Jason Yates, Grade 12
My Name is Jason Yates, I'm one of the greats, I'm rolling across the states on my skates.
I'll lift your heaviest weights, and wash your plates, because that would be wise if I were to take your daughters on dates.
My debates dictates the state of the universe, open the floodgates, and accept the great that is Jason Yates.
But in the end, these traits mean naught, for the one thing I have that I would cherish for all time, and that is my mates.