Dan the flying man

• Matthew Tilbrook, Grade 9
• Poetry
• 2005

I know a man,
his name is Dan.
He likes to cook,
green eggs and ham.

He likes to fly,
really, really high.
Way, way up there,
With his aplle pie.

I think he's crazy,
and really lazy.
He makes up words,
like jukumandzy.

So that's the man,
the man called Dan.
The man I like to call,
Crazy, Lazy Dan.