Under hell

• Joshua Schofield, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2004

under your bed a mess she no way mum thats dumb well let us see ooooh theres the tv your laser and even the tv changer youch there goe's the sterio your elvis Preasly's cd dads wallet never mind that holey moley theres the cat your bycycle and your brothers trycycle man what have you got under there nothing much just two duststorms and a polar bear would you please get that out of there is that the mayor I looked around with puzzled eyes mum had just found my legendary discise is that my coles myer card your joking theres the mower from the back yard Josh thats a disgrace you have even got your sister Grace a pot of honey a dummy man your funny