Bad poems

• Leana Zammit, Grade 6
• Poetry
• 2005

Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle
The cat did a piddle
The cow did a poo on the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then ate it all up with a spoon.
Bad Humpty Dumpty
Bad humpty dumpty spry-painted the wall
Bad humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Smashed humpty dumpty’s head in
For what he had done.