Dear santa

• Emily Galicek, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2004

I want an axe for Christmas,
I really, really do,
I want to kill my Mummy,
She made me eat my stew,
I also want some water bombs,
(I've been so very good)
I want to wet my daddy,
His brains are dry, so I should,
What I want is a dog, to scare grandma away, I want this all by Christmas, so please do not delay,
Dear Santa, I will tell you,
I really am so good,
I'll be the meanest I can be,
Do you really think I would?