My Sisters Room Of Doom

• Jordan Ryburn, , Oxford Falls Grammar
• Poetry
• 2000

3rd in the 'Watch Out! 2000' competition

In my house there is a room
My sister’s room of doom
In her room are disgusting things,
Like frilly dresses and fairy’s wings

No real boy would ever go in there,
Not even as a dare,
In my sisters room,
My sisters room of doom

My baby brother has been in there,
And when he came out
You should have seen his hair,
He had ribbons galore and a dark pink rinse,
And has never been the same since

In my sisters room,
My sister’s room of doom.