Man From Peru
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Abbey Ireland, Grade 5
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Poetry
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2008
There once was a man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true.
The day after that,
he sat on his cat,
and also got hit with a baseball bat!
It made him laugh when in the bath,
where he slipped on a bar of soap.
It made him mope
with a loss of hope,
Eventually he got over it,
and cooked with his new oven mit.