Under My Bed
Last night I found a monster under my bed.
I was so surprised when he said his name was Fred. He was so very hairy,
but not so very scary. With one eye red and the other yellow, he was such a strange looking fellow.
I don't know how he could fit. I mean he was so fat he would barely sit. He smelled so bad I could hardly breathe. I told him to bathe or he'd have to leave. So he open the door and waved goodbye. This is a true story, I promise I would never lie!