The Fish And The Pelican - Made By The Moral Company™
Once upon a time, there lived a bored ostrich called Ostrich. He was greedy for fish (but why?) . One day, a pelican called Pelican flew over his head and dropped a salmon called Salmon. Ostrich chased it, fumbling and slipping every 1.5 seconds, ensuring the world record of clumsiness. A gold medal prize for DA CLUMSY OSTRICH CALLED OSTRICH, I guess. Anyway, Pelican was surprised that he dropped his beloved salmon of pure freshness. Pelican swooped at 3333330000km/s and dropped onto the ground, dead. Then, a secret agent called Secret Agent appeared and shot Ostrich, making Salmon flop onto the ground. At that second, Salmon ran out of air and he too perished.
By the Moral Company™
Moral: Everything dies in the end.