Hyperspace Adventures Book 12 : The Darkness Revived

• Addiden Zhao
• Short Story
• 2021

"What a hoax! I've never heard of an Ornitorinc Boatypus!" roared Donkey Lee to Ahmed Ahmed. "Aha! An Ornitorinc Boatypus is a platypus. A space platypus! This specific platypus has adapted to withstand the cold void of space and it's hypersonic pressure! It's known for being able to kill people and aliens with it's lethal poison sting," Guru Chelmer Hittlerr said. The Evil Ones were on a new moon called Phossyphorous and Ahmed Ahmed was researching the Ornitorinc Boatypus that made its nest there. "Wait! Donkey Lee, transport me to the Emperor!" ordered Guru Chelmer Hittlerr. "Aye, aye!" he sighed as he lifted the Guru to the Emperor.
"Emperor, we could use some 'dilly-dallying'! We could use the Super Size Ray to change that Ornitorinc Boatypus to a very big size, then we could use the Darkness to turn him evil and he will follow our orders! Then we can defeat the Intergalactic Space Rangers!" exclaimed Guru Chelmer Hittlerr. "Ornitorinc Boatypus? Here? On this moon? Let's go! This is a good plan, Guru Chelmer Hittlerr," replied the Emperor.

"Planet-XX110 up ahead! Just 760 more light years till we reach Relentless!" called Johnny. "760?!" yelled Ben. "That was an interrobang!" said Professor Tice. Chicken looked out the window and exclaimed, "Crikey by jingo, it that a dingo?".
"No," said Johnny.
"A wolf?"
"No."
"A thylacine?"
"No, no, no! It is the Galaxy Relentless. We are there. Finally!" said Johnny in joy.

"Not so fast, you chucks! Say hello to Boaty McPlatypus!" roared the Emperor who came out of nowhere. "What the- what in the world is that giant platypus doing in the middle of space?" asked Croissant. There was an uproar. "It's a...a... an Ornitorinc Boatypus. But it is giant and has been corrupted by the Darkness! I guess it is Darkness revived!" screamed Johnny. "It is... unusual for an Ornitorinc Boatypus to be this size. They must've used that Super Size Ray on it!" exclaimed Professors Bob, Tice, Crafty and Byte. "Oh no! It is heading straight for us!" yelled Johnny. He fiddled with the steering wheel. "It is catching up! Its sting can rip apart this Rocket even if its shields are on!" roared Mutton. Johnny pressed a red button and an orange joystick appeared. He bent it forwards and the Cosmos Missile Rocket VII blasted off to Relentless.
{Later...}
Every single alien was dead in Trainus Sentral and Ageratus thanks to Boaty McPlatypus. This was terror!

TO BE CONTINUED

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