Kazza and Pizza Boy - story one
Kazza: I, Kazza will have the one ring. The one ring...TO RULE THEM
Kazza: oh look! It is the doorbell. The one door bell...TO RULE THEM
*Kazza opens the door*
Pizza boy: hi. I am the pizza boy. Here is your pizza, from me. The
Pizza boy. Just like my subtitle character name.
Kazza: is this pizza evil enough?
Pizza boy: yes. It’s evil enough. The pizza boy, me, never
Kazza: excellent! I have the one pizza, the one pizza...TO RULE THEM ALL!
Pizza boy: yeah, that’s nice. Gimme all ure money!
Kazza: keep dreaming, pizza boy.
Pizza boy: NOBODY, EXEPT ME, CALLS ME PIZZA BOY! And my mummy of course!
Kazza: yup...anyway...lets go bother snape!
Pizza boy: all right!
Kazza and PIZZA BOY: bother bother bother!
Snape: aaaaa! Noooo! you're smudging my makeup! aaaaa!
In the end a magic fairy came and took them away.
They lived in a spaceship and lived happily ever after.