Kevin 07

• Lauren Devlin, Grade 9
• Poetry
• 2014

Hi my name is Kevin 07,
I'm reincarnated from devon.
I was dropped as a baby,
My mum's a hectic lady,
She cooks some hectic gravy,
She drives a sick as Mercedes.
My dog has rabies,
His name is Burt.
He looks like dirt,
He also likes to wear a skirt.
There's no shame in that,
He'll stab you with a screwdriver,
He's an Olympic diver,
He's a sick as driver.
My dad, Bruce,
Looks like a goose.
My brother, Susan,
Likes to go cruisin'.
Welcome to the adventures of the 07 family.
If you're going to make money,
Be a DJ.
Have a nice day,
Microwave. xxx