A collection of limericks

• Jordan O, Grade 6
• Poetry
• 2005

Hi my name is Fred,
Who liked to eat bread,
He went to bed and bumped his head,
And that was the end of Fred,
Because he was dead.

Hi my name is Mary,
I'm really really scarey,
I can scare anyone,
I can scare you're mum,
Bye, my name is Mary.


Hi my name is Bob,
I have a job,
I'm part of an angry mob,
I have a wife called Rob,
Just cause I'm gay
and I live in hay,
But I'm happy in every way.

The END!!!