Larry

• Dana Carmichael
• Poetry
• 2010

I am Evil Bob,
But I liked to be called Larry,
And I am really evil,
As evil as evil can be,

I get in peoples way,
And put notes on peoples backs,
I walk really slowly,
And steal all the corkboard tacks,

I never flush the toilet,
I block the walkway,
I spit over the balcony,
And cheat on my english essay,

People say that I'm not right,
That I'm not as evil as evil can be,
But the only thing that I do wrong,
Is that I say sorry.