Teachers pet

• Crystal Close,
• Poetry
• 2007

The teachers in my school
Must think they're working in a zoo
Thier classmates feature
Many a creature
Here are just a few

Mr Lee has a chimpanzee
It leaps around and wriggles
It pulls his hair and pumps his chair
And gives us all the giggles.

Mr Drake has a ten foot snake
Inside a case of class
When children shout she let's it out
To quiet down the class

Mrs. Rider wears a spider dangling from one ear
It does not harm
It's meant to carm
But fills us full with fear.

But young Miss Sweat
So nice and neat
Has the best pet there can be
I hope she'll get no other pet
For neat Miss Sweat has me.