Last Year I Had A Teacher...

• Jorgia Blanks, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2010

Last year I had a teacher,
he was very, very evil.
He had long, witchy hair and his little legs were feeble.

He had dots on his face,
warts by the dozen,
he also had green toes and a very evil cousin.

My old teacher really hates,
when kids don't wear hats,
and I solemly swear that he LOVES to eat bats.

He mixes evil potions
that he makes his students eat.
He sleeps in a coffin and hides under a sheet.

I'm naming no names,
but that teacher was evil,
although my newest teacher is a real knevil.