One Day

• Daniel Sanders, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2010

There once was a man who lived in Vic
Who always walked around with a stick
He went into a stable
fell over a cable
Then hit his head and felt sick

He decided to go for a short walk
Where ever he went he looked like a dork
Tripped over again
Landed in a chicken pen
So he went to the owners for a talk

The man wanted to go to a shop
So he could give his hair a chop
He got it cut
Then fell on his but
Then was arrested by a cop