Lies Poem

• Liam O'brien, Grade 8
• Poetry
• 2010

I live in a mansion
I have a driver’s license
I’ve got a pet bear
I love School
This is fun
Homework is great
I hate ice-cream
I hate sleeping
Weekends are boring
I hate holidays
Elephants are small
My hair is green
I eat whale meat
My name is Bob
Poetry is easy
I live at the North Pole
I have 4 arms
Satellites live on mountains
Lions ate my legs
This is exciting
I am a piranha
I have a Ferrari
My feet are potatoes
I have a cruise liner
My car is a banana
Crabs have taken over the world
All this is true