Need More Lines!

• Reuben Dutton, Grade 6
• Poetry
• 2010

If you're a fan of comedy,
then take a squiz at this.
Although, read very closely,
because some jokes you may miss.

When pigs fly and rocks float,
and stormy days are sunny.
When I'm cool and the world's at peace,
is when this isn't funny.

This is so hilarious,
you'll be rolling on the floor.
Chuckling, laughing, cracking up,
Until your sides are sore.

Oh no! Now I've gone and wasted,
my given sixteen lines.
I didn't even get to crack,
my joke about felines!