Man Vs Wild

• Jordan Wylde-browne, Grade 5
• Short Story
• 2010

MAN VS WILD

By Jordan Wylde-Browne
Boom!
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I scream. The pack of wolves is getting closer. I quickly scramble up a tree. I should explain how I got here; well I went on this camping trip. Then Little Freddy blew up some stuff and now there are wolves chasing me. I’m Billster. I climb higher and higher. Suddenly one of the wolves opens its mouth; it’s full of teeth. A metal rod came out and I stare at it. The next thing I know I’m falling. Everything turns slow motion; I grab a vine hanging down and I swing for my life.
“Whoooo Hooooo!!”
I land with a thud and do an army roll. I look back at the wolves. They are transforming. I remember my teacher telling my class that the army was making machines that could transform into a caterpillar, a wolf and a um… Errr…. Then I remember; evil bunnies!! I keep running until I get a big tree with a hole in it. This should be good shelter I think to myself. There is a caterpillar in it.
“UH OH” I say.
Then the caterpillar starts singing a song. A squirrel comes up behind it and eats it, and then the squirrel blows up.

The next morning I see a teddy bear which is a smiley addict. It starts to wrestle with me, here are the scores:
Round 1: Teddy bear takes me down
Round 2: I retreat and run.
“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
The teddy starts sucking its thumb and I manage to get away. Then I crash into a tree and have a concussion. I never live to see another day…… Wild won

The End
Please note: I tried to email this but the message kept being returned saying the address does not exist?