Teacher's Tasty Menu

• Pujan Bajaria, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2011

To make a teacher angry
is considered to be bad
So follow this tasty menu
to send them raving mad

To boil our teacher's nasty brain
would be a really cool thing to do
Chop up some attitude and grate some pain
and sprinkle it into the stew

But just before we serve it,
throw in a pinch of guts
And then watch the reaction,
the stew will sizzle like nuts!

Then slice up some bad language,
and combine it with the rest
Bake it all in the oven,
and serve it to the cranky pest

She'll stop giving us lots of homework,
and stop being really mean
Then we'll make her another batch,
to wipe her old brain clean

She'll give us easy homework,
and nothing else to do
She'll be really nice to us,
all because of that wonderful stew!