My Baby Is Louder Than Your Baby

• Taleighya Warfield, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2012

My baby is so loud he could burst your eardrums when he cries.
My baby snores so loud that he gets heard on the other side of the world.
My baby says "Goo gaa Goo Gaa" so loud that everyone hides in a bomb shelter
In Summer my baby sweats so much that he could cause floods.
My baby drinks so many bottles that he could be his own planet in another solar system
My baby is louder than your baby!
Taleighya Warfield 4W