I Am An Ant

• Vincent Kelly, Grade 6
• Poetry
• 2012

I am an ant who lives in pants
I sit in the loo and eat bamboo
I lift up weights and shovel up my mates
I have a wife with a samurai knife
My kids name is lunar and like to eat tuna
I have a frog that dresses as a log
And my wife’s name is Mog.

I have a friend that likes to bend
I eat Spam and go kabam!!!!!!!!
I have a doggy that’s really soggy
I like to sweat but HATE fishing with a net
I like to hunt with a tiny runt
My mice look down when I frown
When I paint a face my kids like to race
Although I am small my heart is tall.

I am big and drive a rig
I lead the pack then eat big Macs
I drive a Lexus and visit txeas
I drive like a man with a van
I have a head that is very red
I have antennas that solve dilemmas
And best of all I’m not poor
But that is not all.

I drive a car and play guitar
I watch postman pat and like to sit on a mat
I like Sony and have a pony
I forgot my name is tot
I play with glue when I’m in the loo
I like to crash on my friends chocolate stash.

When I cry people say goodbye
When I eat I have some meat
I am an ant that can’t enchant
When I die my kids cry
When I eat pies I see hairy guys
When I race I see a book case
But first I was cursed
I was young I grew a tongue.

I win a prize and see lots of guys
I love tunes and eat moons
And your mum is a tum.
I almost forgot the end!