Miss Muffet's Embaressment
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Matthew Payne, Grade 6
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Poetry
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2007
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her Mcdonalds meal.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her but Miss Muffet said: Shoow hairy legs.
So the spider went on and did a big bomb on Miss Muffets big big big head.