MAN-SQURREL!!!

• Jake Tyers, Grade 6
• Short Story
• 2012

It was dark. It was really dark. But then a saw a faint glow. I picked it up. It was glowing, and green and I bet it was radioactive. It was a sandwich. But I ate it anyway. I was so hungry. I'd been stuck under my bed for 3 days. Eating dust and carpet...let's just say its not very nice. The sandwich actually tasted pretty good. Tasted like...jam. But then I passed out because my stomach wasn't used to real food. I was out for a while. Probably about...3 minutes. I woke up, and I realised that I had small furry arms. And a tail. I got out from under the bed and got beamed up into a space ship, (the alien kind).

I woke up in the alien testing room. I wanted to be a human again so I imagined myself as...myself. I saw myself transform. I was human. I was amazing, I was magic, I was-

MAN-SQUIRREL!!!

I struck a super awesome pose and turned into a squirrel and jumped off the table, sprinted away to the control room and turned into human form. I looked around the steering wheel and saw a button that said, "OPEN BEAM." I thought that if I pressed it, I might be able to- sniff, sniff sniff. My squirrel senses tingled. I could smell...sniffffff...ACORNS!!! I jumped away from the button and ran as fast as I could morphing between my two forms. I eventually settled as a squirrel and ran the last 12 metres. I found a huge, white, armoured door that I thought must contain something really important. Then I saw the label; "FRIDGE". It was even better than I thought it would be! I was going to open it, but than I saw the cupboard and decided to make myself a sandwich. I broke into the cupboard and and got some bread and I found jar that said... Peabnut... Bubber? 'WHAT THE HECK IS PEABNUT BUBBER?!? Oh well' I just put it on my bread an bread and was about to take a bite when I realised that I could put something else on it. JAM... I looked around and tried to find it. I saw it at the back but I couldn't get it so I left the cupboard and went to find the weapons cabinet. I found it... Next to the control room... DANG IT!!! I got a laser gun and a grapple gum and went back to the cupboard with all my new stuff. I shot the jar with the grappling hook. I thought I could pull it back to me. But all it did was make the jar smash. Ohhhhh... I diceded I should just eat it. So I did. It tasted good. Tasted like pickles. I thought it tasted so good that I decoded to make it again. And again. And again. And I've been making it the exact same way for 5 years. After that five years I decided to try something else. I made Peabnut Bubber TOAST!!! That tasted very good as well. So I made that a lot to. I made it so much that all the bread in the world went missing. I snuck it all from the super market. I ate so much bread and than I drank some water. That was a bad mistake. The water made the bread swell and I blew up.
THE END
YEAH!!! MAN-SQUIRREL!!!