Me, Myself And I

• Noah Hayman, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2012

Me, myself and I
My name is Noah, and I’m 3 foot tall,
I get told every day, that I’m cute and small,
This may be true, and it’s not an attack,
They’re just jealous, coz I have a 6-pack.
Sport is my passion, even in the rain,
I’ll kick a footy all day, while the other kids complain,
Richmond is my team, they’re on the way up,
Hopefully next year, they’ll be holding the cup.
For such a small kid, I can eat all day long,
A diet of lollies and chocolate, will make me grow strong,
This might be a lie, but who really cares,
I’m fit and healthy, everyone still stares.
I love my family, they mean the world to me,
Even my sister Nat, and brother Lachie,
I kick the footy with dad, and cook with my mum,
When I’m a naughty boy, I get a smack on the bum.